- my mom: (yelling at my brother in Spanish) ¡mira tu cuarto! ¿qué es esa porquería?
- my brother: pork-arrhea? Yeah I had some of that after I ate bad bacon.
Darn you, cute Starbucks barista who asked me how my Sunday was going and blinded me with your cuteness. Darn your face
Will & Grace will always be my favorite show
People will call celebrities by ridiculous stage names that were made-up to sound more unique, but they refuse to call trans* people the names they have chosen to match their gender identity.
If you can call Nicole Polizzi by the name Snooki, then you can call a trans* person by their chosen name.