vondell-swain:

she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop

comparingmeerkats:

marblefacade:

its crazy that leonardo da vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime fighting turtle

and he still hasnt won any oscars 

my birth control is making my boobies grow and it hurts

Cute people who are so adorable they make you flustered when you talk to them

33113:

don’t be too clingy
don’t be such a ‘girl’
be a woman
but be hairless like a child

don’t wear skimpy outfits
don’t be such a ‘slut’
be modest
but take it off when i ask

don’t assert yourself
don’t be such a ‘bitch’
be nice to me
but don’t be a fucking doormat

don’t be ignorant
don’t be such a ‘bimbo’
be intelligent
but don’t argue your opinion with me

don’t wear make-up ever
don’t be so ‘insecure’
be yourself
but don’t complain if i don’t like it

chekhov:

Ronald Reggae: “Ay mon, tear down this wall”

hawkeyedriza:

absolutelydestinysmood:

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

you can’t repeat the past

can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can. 

feelingsporn:

darling, I would like to have sex with you so very much